Yep. Look at it. Look into its eyes. It’s smirking at you in that “hey pleb, I’m a historical document” kind of way. It’s an extremely important piece of paper, but for heaven’s sake don’t let on that you know that. It already has an inflated sense of its own self-importance…that’s why we stopped introducing it to our friends.
Posted On April 15, 2013, in Caught Our Eye